Wake up and smell the...

The second piece in a slowly growing montage of meals and food fell off the artistic conveyor belt recently. I call it 'Coffee and Cake' and it does what it says on the barista-style tin, really. Next stop? Lunchtime!

All Day Breakfast

Here's my latest dish, inspired by the backs of playing cards and the great British institution: The Caff. In the typical way that these islands adopt foods and cultures from all over the world, the classic breakfast includes:

• 1: bananas from the West Indies

• 2: oranges from Spain

• 3: croissants from France

• 4: the word 'Café' from France

• 5: hash browns from USA

• 6: brown sauce containing spices from India